Dear Blogger, I know you gon’ miss me…

11 Aug

Vodpod videos no longer available.
Though we go together like IV and crisp tees
S. Mack and colored pencils,
M. Solomon and government issues
Back in ’05, you understood me, didn’t you?
In ’08, started changing your face

We ain’t reuniting, ma, we done for good
And I know you prob’ly thinkin’ you misunderstood
But you isn’t in my future, Blogger
I ain’t one of these ’08 new bloggers,
You know how I do, Blogger!
I drop text at first, copped a Xanga
Wife’d you after her, you was dangerous
Larger demographic so I had to get some practice
Bigger fan base, showed ’em speech was my hammer

What you did for HipHopDX, and lil old me?
the same thing Aniston did for Pitt-Jolie
Cuz love is love – you learn from love,
But DX had to get a turn for love/
We were the perfect couple, but DX kept me interested
Better hits, better comments from listeners
Better rep, better content for resume
But the limelight life got ahead of me

So we hooked back up
DX in the background, but Blogger was my one true love
So I wined you and dined you, sober and bar-thrown
b-logs, v-logs, posts from the smartphone/
Baby I love hard! So imagine my disappointment: when I saw that you wasn’t worth it
Your new additions are cute – look what you lost, though?
Girl I need templates, and working blogrolls

But WordPress pressed me: shorty does the grown thing better-er,
from the user interface with the editor,
to blogrolls that work, and trackin’ the traffic
it’s the little things, baby, you lackin’!
She’s not as good embed
but we learnin’ each other, and using different codes instead
And she is high-maitenance, but that comes with quality
A domain’s 10 bones from my salary
You were free, and we see where that’s gotten me
No offense, but there ain’t no apologies

So, the cache remains – we had our days!
URL’s forever, we had fun together
But like all good things, we must come to an end
Please show the same love to my friends.

Dear Blogger.


4 Responses to “Dear Blogger, I know you gon’ miss me…”

  1. Mina Jasarevic August 11, 2008 at 4:29 pm #

    Dopest entry I read in a while. Hilarious.

    I’m switching to Word Press as we type; new site being designed…EBlogger just doesn’t offer much to a girl these days…

  2. Mario A. August 13, 2008 at 7:13 am #

    Welcome to WordPress, the anti-Blogger.

  3. marKu$ October 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm #

    hahah this made me laugh~!

    I’m hoping that the new Blackberrys will allow you to post via some kind of wordpress app…

    we shall see.

    thanx for the commment….Wordpress just seems to give me the look i want.

    I’m an artist after all

    Love the blog stay in touch


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