Orbit Chewing Gum Is Changing The Game.

18 Mar


My chewing gum has always alternated between Orbit and, damn, I forget the name of it, but it’s in a black pack that has a green stripe. Might be Trident or something. Doesn’t really matter though, because Orbit has taken the title with this move.

I’ve always been pretty crazy with the gum chewing (that, and mufuckas always take pieces from the pack when I’m not looking), so I’ve occassionally gone the route of buying the three-packs at grocery stores. But this time, Orbit has outdone themselves: they have a new “Big Pak,” which has an astonishing 35 pieces. Same width as a regular pack, but it’s about as thick as a box of cigarettes. I don’t mind the bulk though (paws); it’s all about the gum, overstand?

Imagine going into your first day at a new job, bumpin’ Jay-Z’s The Blueprint on the way there, running a little late. You go into a Rite Aid to grab a few essentials to handle your handle right before walking into the office. I saw this 35-stick pack of gum, and for whatever reason, I knew the rest of the day was going to be official. And damn it, it was. Everybody at the new office is chill, I’m going to be able to really do some good work there, and as I already knew, it was a perfect situation, because it doesn’t interfere with the work I’m already doing. After that, I came home, spoke to my homegirl Danya, went to Bennigan’s to get a few drinks, saw one of the most amazing backsides ever, and got a little reading time in with my newly-copped GQ magazine.

And all of this started with a pack of gum.

Thanks, Orbit.


4 Responses to “Orbit Chewing Gum Is Changing The Game.”

  1. Jason M April 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm #

    What’s Up Ketchums,

    As a follower of your blog, I noticed that you’re a fan of Orbit® and wanted you to be one of the first to get a ‘sneak peak’ at a new commercial that introduces the 35-piece Orbit Big Pak™. My name is Jason and I am a fellow blogger, but I also work with Orbit, so I figured I’d send you this. The ad stars ‘Big Pak,’ a foul-mouthed rapper from the U.K. who uses the new Orbit Big Pak to clean-up his dirty mouth and lyrics.

    Check out a behind-the-scenes look at the commercial before it airs later this month by clicking here:

    Want to get a FREE Orbit Big Pak sample? Reply to this e-mail with your name and address and we’ll send you the new 35-piece pack for an obscene amount of clean…no matter what!

    Visit http://www.orbitbigpak.com for more info on the arrival of Orbit Big Pak.

    Thanks from Big Pak, Jason, and your friends at Orbit.

  2. rob May 17, 2009 at 12:09 pm #

    great gum! and now even more?! i love it!!

  3. chewing gum orbit December 17, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    I know, right?? I love the huge packs of gum SOOOO much. I think it’s a testament to how great the gum is that I actually want 35 pieces, but it’s awesome stuff.


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